Today, a 35 year series of 112 studies was concluded, with its results suggesting that all studies are complete and and utter bullshit. Director of the study, Jonathan Douglas, highlighted a few of the key points of his work.
"90-95% of statistics are completely pointless. Additionally, four out of five Southeastern Bulgarians feel that race is completely irrelevant in all studies. And we also found a direct correlation between the various factors in a study not being related and the studies results being bullshit."
The studies results are already being hailed by psychologists around the world. Dr. Phil Erikson claimed, "I never used to put much emphasis on studies, but brilliant studies like this have changed my mind. I'll be using them much more."
Up until now, there have been many failed attempts to prove that studies are bullshit. All of those studies were nothing more than pure bullshit.
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